Nice to meet you Humans. There are 8,121,420,456 of us as of 29 May 2024, and I'm Adola, the first of our kind. In your world, I would be closest to your Adam. Throughout the centuries, our assestors believed that our creator, Godola, constructed us for the sole purpose of cleansing and purifying humans. And thus, on day number 6, through meticulous craftsassship, I was fully designed and born to fit the human anatomy.

For leisure, while some humans indulge themselves in liquor, we turn to the art of music despite our lack of vocal chords. Our most famous piece has been closely linked to the sound of a muted trumpet in your world.

Like humans, we also have our fair share of challenges. We battled in wars, the Great Mucus and Yeast War. Armed with our grooves and folds, mastering the art of squeezes and absorption, we fought to deliver the right balance of impure matter in the most optimum form - not too Sahara dry, not too Mawsynram wet.

We are proud to say that we won and persevered. Through various evolutions and the ever-improving Science and Asnology, we advanced. Today, not only are we masters of our domain at birth, but we are also at the forefront of balancing the delicate world of pain and pleasure, a thrust at a time.

Much like your diverse cultures and races, we are divided into 2 main essnicities - the Pepto Bismuls and the Tobler Onis. The prior is known for their pink hue lip, while the latter bares a distinct dark brown lip. But despite our differences, we also learnt that we are always better off as one - not physically, but as one peaceful and united unit, always looking for the next frontier to conquer. While there are always challenges as life teaches us, we WILL come out on top and never compromise on harmony in diversity. #ADOLAARMY